~♥*Ren*♥~
Greenie
Umba's Cuddle Buddy
Posts: 553
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Post by ~♥*Ren*♥~ on Jan 20, 2008 15:40:33 GMT -5
lol these are pretty funny my mom sent it to me and i thought i'd share.
#10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout, "Get Off, Stupid! GET OFF!"
#9. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "relaxing into the fall." Roll lithely into a ball and spring to your feet.
#8. Learn to grab your checkbook and write out a $200 check without even looking down.
#7. Jog long distances carrying a halter and a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbors what you are doing - they might as well know now.
#6. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling to a halt, smile as if you are having fun.
#5. Hone your fibbing skills: "See, moving hay bales is FUN!" and, "No, really, I'm glad YOUR LUCKY performance and multimillion dollar horse won the class. I am just thankful that MY HARD WORK and actual ability won me second place".
#4. Practice dialing your chiropractor's number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
#3. Borrow the US Army's slogan: Be All That You Can Be -- bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled, frozen...
#2. Lie face down in a puddle of mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself, "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience, this is..."
#1. THE NUMBER ONE EXERCISE TO BECOME A BETTER EQUESTRIAN: Remember, its never the horse's fault.
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-Irwin Girl-
Yearling
Pats lil Girl♥Gis' lil wonder child
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Post by -Irwin Girl- on Jan 20, 2008 17:36:52 GMT -5
omg i love them!!especially the mudd puddle one!
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Post by ~♥Jesus Freak♥~ on Jan 20, 2008 23:32:28 GMT -5
LOL!!! So true!! Hahahahahaha!! Those are good! I love em!!
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Post by FreeStyle08 on Mar 21, 2008 20:27:51 GMT -5
i wish i had seen this sooner but thoughs are really good I like them.
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Post by [J u m p r g r l ♥] on Mar 21, 2008 21:48:31 GMT -5
lol I saw that in a magazine a while ago!!
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