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Post by ~MISS B.HAVEN~ on Dec 30, 2006 18:42:43 GMT -5
A LOGICAL SOLUTION. Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
- some big organization
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-Irwin Girl-
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Pats lil Girl♥Gis' lil wonder child
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Post by -Irwin Girl- on Dec 30, 2006 20:23:25 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by ~♥Jesus Freak♥~ on Dec 30, 2006 22:27:09 GMT -5
LOL!!! To good! XP
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Post by ~MISS B.HAVEN~ on Dec 30, 2006 22:59:05 GMT -5
LOL!
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EquitationRocker♥
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Don't stop untill your good it better and your better is best, and even then keep on going!
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Post by EquitationRocker♥ on Jan 5, 2007 10:50:35 GMT -5
HA HA HA HA HA HA where do you get all these
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Post by ~♥Jesus Freak♥~ on Jan 5, 2007 13:47:59 GMT -5
Knowing Lynz, who knows!! XP
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