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Post by ~MISS B.HAVEN~ on Dec 30, 2006 18:39:32 GMT -5
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
- An e-mail
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-Irwin Girl-
Yearling
Pats lil Girl♥Gis' lil wonder child
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Post by -Irwin Girl- on Dec 30, 2006 20:22:04 GMT -5
ROFL!i should use that sometime..wait nvm id be in a hole bunch of sh!t
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Post by ~♥Jesus Freak♥~ on Dec 30, 2006 22:25:15 GMT -5
HAHA!! My mom would KILL me!!! HAHAHHA!!! That would be funny to video tape though!! XP
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EquitationRocker♥
Greenie
Don't stop untill your good it better and your better is best, and even then keep on going!
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Post by EquitationRocker♥ on Jan 5, 2007 10:57:37 GMT -5
ha if that wouldnt get me kiled i would try it...but i would like to live soooo
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