Post by ~♥Jesus Freak♥~ on Feb 26, 2007 22:59:49 GMT -5
Hilarious! He is so funny! He writes these in school.
Yeah you guessed it, I'm back at school.
Swirled up, in this learning pool.
I got here late, like everyday before,
Came in, sat down, put my books on the floor.
Biology is good, for every single scholar,
But if he'd shut up, I'd give him a dollar.
Why do i have to be here, why in this class,
its pointless, stupid, and i prolly wont even pass.
I'm never gunna use this, any time in my life,
I'm never gunna sit down and split the molecules on my knife.
The only thing this class is good for, is taking a quick nap,
and to have dried up gum form the desk, fall in my lap.
After this, i go to math,
Another step down this learning path.
ANother class that i think is dumb,
and he got mad at me cause i hardly ever come.
I'm never gunna use this, it almost makes me curse,
I'm never gunna take a song and divide the chorus by the verse.
Why dont they teach something good, like how to write a song,
or how to put a spin on the ball while playing ping pong.
Not how to flip a burger, or cook some good fries,
but how to make a band out of a bunch of crazy guys.
But the answer is unknown, the truth is not found, and for now, to this desk i am bound.
Till the bell rings and i am set free,
first things first i will go pee.
But after that i will be stuck again,
in my next class....just me and my pen.
Hehehehe! So funny!
#2
The reason i hate school, isnt one you'd choose,
Its not becasue you have to get up, and not snooze.
It's not because of the teachers, people or books,
or because of the bullies, the girls and the looks.
Not because you have to write a paper thats 15 pages long,
or the fact that everyone looks at you stupid when you get something wrong.
Or because the desks are small, and you cant lay your head down,
and they're all boring looking, blue and brown.
or because of the noise before class starts,
or the breaking of silence when the fat guy farts.
Now the constant tappingof chalk on the chalkboard
or when the finger nails hit it and everyone yells "Good Lord!!!"
neither the guy next to me smelling like a skunk,
or the guy behind me being a stupid punk.
He's thumping your ears and kicking your chair,
and im about to hit him if he pulls my hair.
I dont hate the girl that sits in front of class,
always talking and kissing...grass
after you throw her from the second floor,
and thank God i dont have to hear her anymore.
see the reason I have is not one you thought,
Its worse than that ugly pink skirt, you went out and bought.
It is one that'll make you sit and cry,
Aahhh...who am i kidding those are all the reasons why.
Its stupid that you have to sit, be bored and listen,
When you could be at home eating in your kitchen.
you could be sitting in the quiet of you own home,
watching t.v. or even on the phone.
I wanna cuss, whenever i have to go.
But i dont, i just imagine im playing in the snow.
I could even be at church working on the stage,
But no i have to sit here, filling every page.
Writing all of the reasons, i hate the place im at
when i could be home playing with my cat.
But i have to go, be bored and write,
a 15 pg. essay on wars we use to fight.
And keep on hating this thing they call school.
Whoever invented it should be shot and thrown in a pool.
#3
Sitting in class bored out of my mind,
this is the only paper that i could find.
Cause i dont care enough to bring supplies to school,
and I'd rather fall asleep on my desk and drool.
The teacher just talks, and talks, and talks,
and everyone laughs at the way he walks.
The guys left leg is longer than his right,
i think it would be hilarious to watch him fight.
When he walks his left is faster than his right,
and he walks in a circle all day and night.
Like a ball on a finger spinning round and round,
this is by far the funniest looking guy i have found.
Even though he is the one in power,
When he stands helooks like the leaning tower,
of Pisa in italy cause it looks like he is about to fall,
and its even worse for him cause he's really tall.
Right now hes talking about the church back in the day,
and how it was a big deal if one was gay.
Its a shame now that no one cares,
and that men and women have so many affairs.
Cause God intended for a man and woman to meet,
and to live long lives, and each other they would keep.
The bible says to never get a divorce,
but i dont blame you if you marry a horse!!
But you should know if she is not the one,
cause once that dates over you just want to run .
just be careful that she doesnt have a big head,
cause she'll get fat and you'll have a seadonkey in your bed.
But thats not me cause i know what God has in store,
He'll give me what i need and so much more! (like a bmw)
But im not worried about girls,
I'd rather go and feed some squirrels!
But enough about that cause its getting a little mushy,
But that girl better hurry cause im getting a little pushy!!
!
But i gotta wrap this up cause class is almost over,
I'm gunna go outside and pick a four leaf clover!
I know this is stupid, pointless and dumb,
But honestly i dont care, you can suck my thumb.
And next time you see me you can tell me im crazy,
But you cant talk cause chances are you're on the computer being lazy!
So thanks for sitting and listening to my day,
Im bored but ill be ok.
Hahahaha!Thats all for now! Next one he shows me I'll post it!
Yeah you guessed it, I'm back at school.
Swirled up, in this learning pool.
I got here late, like everyday before,
Came in, sat down, put my books on the floor.
Biology is good, for every single scholar,
But if he'd shut up, I'd give him a dollar.
Why do i have to be here, why in this class,
its pointless, stupid, and i prolly wont even pass.
I'm never gunna use this, any time in my life,
I'm never gunna sit down and split the molecules on my knife.
The only thing this class is good for, is taking a quick nap,
and to have dried up gum form the desk, fall in my lap.
After this, i go to math,
Another step down this learning path.
ANother class that i think is dumb,
and he got mad at me cause i hardly ever come.
I'm never gunna use this, it almost makes me curse,
I'm never gunna take a song and divide the chorus by the verse.
Why dont they teach something good, like how to write a song,
or how to put a spin on the ball while playing ping pong.
Not how to flip a burger, or cook some good fries,
but how to make a band out of a bunch of crazy guys.
But the answer is unknown, the truth is not found, and for now, to this desk i am bound.
Till the bell rings and i am set free,
first things first i will go pee.
But after that i will be stuck again,
in my next class....just me and my pen.
Hehehehe! So funny!
#2
The reason i hate school, isnt one you'd choose,
Its not becasue you have to get up, and not snooze.
It's not because of the teachers, people or books,
or because of the bullies, the girls and the looks.
Not because you have to write a paper thats 15 pages long,
or the fact that everyone looks at you stupid when you get something wrong.
Or because the desks are small, and you cant lay your head down,
and they're all boring looking, blue and brown.
or because of the noise before class starts,
or the breaking of silence when the fat guy farts.
Now the constant tappingof chalk on the chalkboard
or when the finger nails hit it and everyone yells "Good Lord!!!"
neither the guy next to me smelling like a skunk,
or the guy behind me being a stupid punk.
He's thumping your ears and kicking your chair,
and im about to hit him if he pulls my hair.
I dont hate the girl that sits in front of class,
always talking and kissing...grass
after you throw her from the second floor,
and thank God i dont have to hear her anymore.
see the reason I have is not one you thought,
Its worse than that ugly pink skirt, you went out and bought.
It is one that'll make you sit and cry,
Aahhh...who am i kidding those are all the reasons why.
Its stupid that you have to sit, be bored and listen,
When you could be at home eating in your kitchen.
you could be sitting in the quiet of you own home,
watching t.v. or even on the phone.
I wanna cuss, whenever i have to go.
But i dont, i just imagine im playing in the snow.
I could even be at church working on the stage,
But no i have to sit here, filling every page.
Writing all of the reasons, i hate the place im at
when i could be home playing with my cat.
But i have to go, be bored and write,
a 15 pg. essay on wars we use to fight.
And keep on hating this thing they call school.
Whoever invented it should be shot and thrown in a pool.
#3
Sitting in class bored out of my mind,
this is the only paper that i could find.
Cause i dont care enough to bring supplies to school,
and I'd rather fall asleep on my desk and drool.
The teacher just talks, and talks, and talks,
and everyone laughs at the way he walks.
The guys left leg is longer than his right,
i think it would be hilarious to watch him fight.
When he walks his left is faster than his right,
and he walks in a circle all day and night.
Like a ball on a finger spinning round and round,
this is by far the funniest looking guy i have found.
Even though he is the one in power,
When he stands helooks like the leaning tower,
of Pisa in italy cause it looks like he is about to fall,
and its even worse for him cause he's really tall.
Right now hes talking about the church back in the day,
and how it was a big deal if one was gay.
Its a shame now that no one cares,
and that men and women have so many affairs.
Cause God intended for a man and woman to meet,
and to live long lives, and each other they would keep.
The bible says to never get a divorce,
but i dont blame you if you marry a horse!!
But you should know if she is not the one,
cause once that dates over you just want to run .
just be careful that she doesnt have a big head,
cause she'll get fat and you'll have a seadonkey in your bed.
But thats not me cause i know what God has in store,
He'll give me what i need and so much more! (like a bmw)
But im not worried about girls,
I'd rather go and feed some squirrels!
But enough about that cause its getting a little mushy,
But that girl better hurry cause im getting a little pushy!!
! But i gotta wrap this up cause class is almost over,
I'm gunna go outside and pick a four leaf clover!
I know this is stupid, pointless and dumb,
But honestly i dont care, you can suck my thumb.
And next time you see me you can tell me im crazy,
But you cant talk cause chances are you're on the computer being lazy!
So thanks for sitting and listening to my day,
Im bored but ill be ok.
Hahahaha!Thats all for now! Next one he shows me I'll post it!
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